One of the American Vice-Presidents said:
"Once there were two brothers.
One of them ran away to sea, the other was elected Vice-President, and nothing was ever heard of either of them again."
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Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him only a pound and a half.
Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?
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Teacher: "Name the only beast whom the lion is afraid of, Tom."
Tom (at once): "The lioness."
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