A very stout lady addressed a bus-inspector at a bus-stop:
"I want to report the conductor of that bus," she said, "he was rude!"
"How?" asked the bus-inspector.
"Why," continued the lady, "he was telling people: 'the bus is full up,' and when I got off he said: "room for three inside."
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Little Tom, in a crowded bus, is sitting on his father's knees. An old lady enters the bus, and the boy at once jumps down, and says: "May I offer you my seat?"
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