An Irishman was once serving in a regiment in India. He did not like the climate there and decided to think out a trick by which he could get home.
He went to the doctor and said to him: "My eyesight is very bad, can you help me?"
The doctor looked at him for a while and then asked: "How can you prove to me that your eyesight is bad?"
The Irishman looked about the room and at last said: "Well, doctor, can you see that nail upon the wall?"
"Yes," replied the doctor.
"Well then," said the Irishman, "and I can't!"
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