Over the doctor's telephone came a call from one man.
The man said: "My little son swallowed my fountain-pen."
The doctor said: "I come at once. And what are you doing in the meantime?"
"I'm using my pencil," the man answered.
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They bought their son a bicycle and were watching proudly as he rode around and around the block. On his first round he shouted: "Look, Mom, no hands!"
The second time around; "Look, Mom, no feet!"
At the third time: "Look, Mom, no teeth!"
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