There is nothing like honesty

A man and a boy were walking along a quiet street when the man bent down and picked up a glove lying on the pavement.
"There is nothing like honesty, my boy," he said, as he placed the glove behind some railings.

A hundred yards farther on they saw another glove.
"Goodness me!" ejaculated the man, as he picked it up and tried it on, "if this isn't the neighbour to the first one —and just my size. Go back, Jimmy, and fetch the other."