John became a policeman. His lieutenant said to him on the first day: "John, I shall give you an easy beat to start with,1 just from the station house to that red light and back."
John disappeared for two days.
"Where the devil were you?" shouted the lieutenant when John came back. "Didn't I tell you your beat was just from here to that red light?"
"You did," answered John, "but that red light was on the back of the car."
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He: May I kiss your hand?
She: Why? Is anything wrong' with my lips?
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