Once a motor-car ran down a man.
Its driver said to the man: "It's not my fault, I'm a very careful driver, I have been driving a car for five years."
"Oh, you've got nothing on me," said the man, "I've been walking for 55 years."
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Teacher: Tell me, please, how old is a person born in 1920?
Student: Please, sir, lady or gentleman?
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— Why did you divorce your wife?
— Because her parrot was saying all the time: "Kiss me, Harry!"
— That is not a reason for a divorce
— Maybe, but my name is Sam.
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